Hillary Clinton was on her way somewhere when he came across a little boy selling puppies. She stops and asks the boy "What kind of puppies are they?" The boy replies, "They're Democratic puppies, Ma'am." With this she smiles and walks off. Later on that day she mentions to Bill about the boy and his puppies and suggested that it might be nice to have a puppy around the house. The next week Bill was on his way to McDonald's and saw the boy and his puppies. He stops and asks the boy, "What kind of puppies are they?" The boy replies, "They're Republican puppies, Sir." "Republican puppies?" Bill asked. "Last week you told my wife they were Democratic puppies." The boy replied, "I know, Sir. But since then they opened their eyes." by me

Clinton returns from a vacation in Arkansas and walks down the steps of Air Force One with two pigs under his arms. At the bottom of the steps, the honor guardsman steps forward and remarks, "Nice pigs, Mr. President" Clinton replies, "I'll have to let you know that these are genuine Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got this one for Chelsea and this one for Hillary.. So, now what do you think?" The honor guardsman answers: "Nice trade, Sir." by me

Boy: Dad, what's politics? Dad: Let me set an example with our family. I have all the money so we'll call me the management. Mom receives most of it so we'll call her the government. We'll call the maid the working class, you are the people, and your baby brother is the future. Do you understand now son? Boy: I still don't understand dad. Dad: Think about it for a while son. That night the boy wakes up because his baby brother is crying. He goes in and finds out he's soiled his diapers. He goes to tell his mom but she's asleep he goes in to the maids room but she's in there having sex with his dad. He bangs on the door but no one can here him. The next day... Son: Dad I understand politics now. Dad: Good, explain it to me in your own words son. Son: The management is screwing the working class while the governments fast asleep. The people are being ignored and the future is full of SHIT! by me

A mother and her daughter were at the gynecologist's office. The mother asked the doctor to examine her daughter. "She has been having some strange symptoms and I'm worried about her," the mother said. The doctor examined the daughter carefully and then announced, "Madam, I believe your daughter is pregnant." The mother gasped, "That's nonsense! Why, my little girl has nothing whatsoever to do with men." She turned to the girl. "You don't, do you, dear?" "No, mumsy," said the girl. "Why, you know that I have never so much as kissed a man!" The doctor looked from mother to daughter, and back again. Then, silently he stood up and walked to the window, staring out. He continued staring until the mother felt compelled to ask, "Doctor, is there something wrong out there?" "No, Madam," said the doctor. "It's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the East and I was looking to see if another one was going to show up." by me

A mother and her daughter were at the gynecologist's office. The mother asked the doctor to examine her daughter. "She has been having some strange symptoms and I'm worried about her," the mother said. The doctor examined the daughter carefully and then announced, "Madam, I believe your daughter is pregnant." The mother gasped, "That's nonsense! Why, my little girl has nothing whatsoever to do with men." She turned to the girl. "You don't, do you, dear?" "No, mumsy," said the girl. "Why, you know that I have never so much as kissed a man!" The doctor looked from mother to daughter, and back again. Then, silently he stood up and walked to the window, staring out. He continued staring until the mother felt compelled to ask, "Doctor, is there something wrong out there?" "No, Madam," said the doctor. "It's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the East and I was looking to see if another one was going to show up." by me

Murgi anda deti hai............. anda to safed hota hai........... safed to milk bhi hota hai.......... lekin milk to bhesh deti hai......... lekin bhesh to kali hoti hai............. kala to bangali hota hai........... bangali to paan khata hai......... paan to lal hota hai.......... lal to gulab hota hai............... gulab main to kante hote hai............ kante to machli main bhi hote hai............ lekin machli to achhi hoti hai............... achha to aadmi bhi hota hai............ lekin aadmi to lamba hota hai............ lamba to ye joke bhi hai................ lekin mujhe usase kya............. mujhe to apka dimag khana tha kha liyz...........heheheeeee by me

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer: Princess Diana's death. Question: How come? Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This is sent to you by Indian, using Bill Gates 's technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that use Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Pakistan lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals..... That, my friend, is Globalization by me

Hanumaan sanjivni booti le kar aaye... Hanumaan ne sagar ko paar kiya... Hanumaan ne Sita mata ko ring deliver kari... Hanumaan ne lanka mein aag lagayi.... so bolo vaastav mein hero kaun?... . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Sanjay Dutt.. (Vaastav movie mein Sanjay Dutt hero tha)! :-) by me

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? by vivekthemaster

What did god say when he created the Neegro....? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Oh shit !! Jal gayaa salaa. by me